Blind - Wife For Sale

pay attention - this is my wife
I have a problem - we share a life
pay attention - this is my wife she's a rat
I could get her out of my life like that

listen up now - this is my wife
I have a problem - we share a life
listen up now - this is my wife she's a rat
I could get her out of my life like that

I'd like to go some place really far
unfortunately I don't owna car
all I got is my beautiful wife - she's a rat!
I could get her out of my life like that

from time to time I've been accused
of silly things like wearin' her football shoes
I wanna know has this ever happened to you
I don't think so, she's married to me
not you